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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by Mort
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Whoever said that a little oil wasn't good for the animals, ain't seen what I seen.

What else would the Taiwanese chef use to fuel his truck to save these rare turtles from the dangerous sea?

With no oil we couldn't make the plastic of the boom box so that this monkey could listen to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again and again and again.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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