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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003

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In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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