The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 24 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:06:04	Caption #707
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:06:03	Caption #301
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:06:02	Caption #16
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:06:01	Caption #805
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:06:00	Caption #574
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:59	Caption #141
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:58	Caption #619
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:56	Caption #227
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:55	Caption #-7
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:53	Caption #258
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:52	Caption #387
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:51	Caption #398
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:49	Caption #517
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:48	Caption #927
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:45	Caption #700
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:44	Caption #499
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:43	Caption #50
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:42	Caption #282
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:41	Caption #586
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:39	Caption #363
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:37	Caption #534
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:36	Caption #577
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:35	Caption #785
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:05:34	Caption #277