Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 254 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:31 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:30 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:29 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:28 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:22 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:20 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:16 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:13 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:12 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:06 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:03 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:59 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:57 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:54 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:53 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:50 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:49 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:48 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:44 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:42 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:34 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:32 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:31 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:27 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:26 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:19 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:18 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:17 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:14 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:09 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:02 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:58 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:57 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:54 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:50 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:48 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:47 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:46 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:43 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:42 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:39 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:34 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:31 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:30 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:26 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:24 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:21 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:19 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:18 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:17 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:14 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:11 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:07 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:06 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:02 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:58 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:57 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:55 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:53 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:48 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:46 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:45 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:44 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:41 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:38 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:34 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:33 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:31 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:30 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:29 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:26 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:25 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:22 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:21 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:17 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:16 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:15 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:14 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:07 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:06 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:04 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:58 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:57 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:54 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:53 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:49 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:45 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:43 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:40 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:38 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:37 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:36 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:34 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:33 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:27 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:26 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:25 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:24 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:23 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:22 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:21 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:20 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:18 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:16 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:13 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:09 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:08 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:07 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:06 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:04 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:03 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:02 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:01 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:57 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:50 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:48 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:47 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:46 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:45 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:44 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:43 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:41 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:37 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:34 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:31 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:30 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:28 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:23 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:18 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:15 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:13 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:11 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:10 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:09 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:06 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:02 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:01 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:59 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:56 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:55 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:54 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:53 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:46 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:43 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:39 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:35 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:30 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:28 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:27 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:26 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:24 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:23 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:15 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:14 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:13 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:12 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:11 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:10 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:09 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:08 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:07 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:00 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:59 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:58 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:55 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:54 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:53 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:51 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:49 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:48 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:47 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:41 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:38 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:37 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:35 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:33 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:28 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:27 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:25 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:24 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:23 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:22 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:19 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:18 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:17 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:10 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:07 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:06 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:00 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:59 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:58 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:57 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:56 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:54 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:53 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:50 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:48 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:47 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:46 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:41 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:38 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:37 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:34 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:33 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:30 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:26 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:23 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:22 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:21 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:20 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:19 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:16 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:15 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:14 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:13 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:06 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:55:03 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:57 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:55 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:52 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:50 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:49 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:48 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:47 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:43 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:41 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:40 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:39 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:34 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:30 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:26 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:25 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:24 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:23 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:21 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:18 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:15 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:14 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:09 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:04 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:54:02 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:59 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:57 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:56 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:54 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:48 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:46 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:45 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:43 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:40 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:37 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:36 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:53:31 Caption #687

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post