The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 26 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:01:02	Caption #613
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:01:01	Caption #33
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:01:00	Caption #391
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:59	Caption #395
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:56	Caption #260
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:55	Caption #62
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:54	Caption #492
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:53	Caption #846
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:52	Caption #269
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:51	Caption #506
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:50	Caption #483
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:49	Caption #411
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:48	Caption #912
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:47	Caption #926
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:46	Caption #319
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:45	Caption #591
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:44	Caption #794
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:43	Caption #906
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:42	Caption #202
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:41	Caption #710
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:40	Caption #602
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:39	Caption #505
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:38	Caption #376
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:37	Caption #820
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:36	Caption #822
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:00:35	Caption #354