[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/08/2005 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Think twice before you try to smuggle contraband goods through US Customs.

Although we can't slice you wide open like a dead, bloated crocodile, we may perform a cavity search.

It's the best part of the job. We get to grope hot chicks...

...and sometimes we find something really cool.
(Reuters)
(ET)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 355 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:24Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:23Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:22Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:19Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:18Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:14Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:13Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:11Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:09Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:56Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:54Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:53Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:51Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:50Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:49Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:48Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:46Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:45Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:43Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:41Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:40Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:39Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:37Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:27Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:26Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:25Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:24Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:22Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:14Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:08Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:07Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:06Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:03Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:02Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:01Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:59Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:56Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:55Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:54Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:53Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:47Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:45Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:42Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:41Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:38Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:36Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:35Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:32Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:29Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:28Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:24Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:22Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:21Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:11Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:07Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:03Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:02Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:00Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:59Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:55Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:51Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:49Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:48Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:47Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:40Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:37Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:31Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:28Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:25Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:24Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:15Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:11Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:06Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:03Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:01Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:56Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:53Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:50Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:49Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:48Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:46Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:45Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:44Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:43Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:42Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:39Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:36Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:34Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:33Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:32Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:23Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:18Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:15Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:12Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:11Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:08Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:07Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:06Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:01Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:59Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:58Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:57Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:55Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:54Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:52Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:51Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:48Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:47Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:46Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:44Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:43Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:42Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:41Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:37Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:32Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:31Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:29Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:28Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:26Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:24Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:19Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:18Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:17Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:14Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:13Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:12Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:11Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:02Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:00Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:57Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:55Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:54Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:53Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:50Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:49Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:43Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:40Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:39Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:37Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:36Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:34Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:33Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:27Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:15Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:14Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:12Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:04Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:01Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:00Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:59Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:58Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:57Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:56Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:55Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:53Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:52Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:47Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:43Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:41Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:40Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:39Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:35Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:34Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:33Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:31Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:28Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:23Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:18Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:17Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:16Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:09Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:08Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:05Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:04Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:03Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:02Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:01Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:58Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:56Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:50Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:48Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:47Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:36Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:35Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:33Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:26Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:19Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:18Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:14Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:13Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:12Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:08Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:07Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:06Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:05Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:02Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:01Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:00Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:59Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:58Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:57Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:56Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:54Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:52Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:51Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:50Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:45Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:43Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:42Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:41Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:40Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:39Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:38Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:37Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:35Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:33Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:32Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:31Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:30Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:29Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:26Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:24Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:21Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:18Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:16Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:14Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:11Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:08Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:04Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:03Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:01Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:00Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:59Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:58Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:57Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:56Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:55Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:54Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:53Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:52Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:51Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:50Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:49Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:47Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:45Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:42Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:41Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:40Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:39Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:38Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:37Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:36Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:34Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:33Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:32Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:30Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:29Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:28Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:27Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:26Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:25Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:24Caption #748

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post