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Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

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Deception in the animal kingdom is very useful. Here a belgian door mouse (bottom-right)disguishes itself as a piece of wood to hide from feline preditors.

These soulless sucubuses take the guise of hot babes in an effort to lure happless men into their evil (but incredibily sexy) clutches.

In related news, Winona Ryder was spotted in full man-drag in an effort to go unrecognized in jewlery stores across the country.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> HA!
<mypalmike> Sweet. I had to look it up, and there are 2 c's in succubus.
<yoyology> And the plural is "succubi".
<mypalmike> Actually, 3 forms of the plural are allowed: succubuses, succubi, and succubae.
<guyPaulo> I've given up on spell checking. Besides, you get more comments if you don't! wink-wink
<ElvisThePelvis> Damn it guyPaulo is clued in to my little secret.

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