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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by David Byrden
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"My Fucked Up Life"

I was so spaced out I didn't know it. I rode my bike in circles for hours. Little circles. I made love to crabs.

Eventually I sought help.

The psychologist was disgusted.
"BE NORMAL!" he roared. "Take this underwear catalog and lock yourself in the outhouse. Feel DIRTY and ASHAMED like everyone else."

And the result? Now I have my ducks in a row, but I'm frigid.
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> That middle caption is one of the best I've seen. Really. I love it!
<guyPaulo> I like "frigid" since they're on a frozen field. Cool.
<Lauren> Excellent David! The same thing happened to me. Just try to be earlier next time.
<mypalmike> Clever stuff.
<ElvisThePelvis> Nice...very nice.

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