I was so spaced out I didn't know it. I rode my bike in circles for hours. Little circles. I made love to crabs.
Eventually I sought help.
The psychologist was disgusted. "BE NORMAL!" he roared. "Take this underwear catalog and lock yourself in the outhouse. Feel DIRTY and ASHAMED like everyone else."
And the result? Now I have my ducks in a row, but I'm frigid.
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