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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/07/2003 by David Byrden
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FOOLPROOF SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES

[1] Give the other person a very large diamond

[2] Force yourself on the other person

[3] Choose someone as ugly as yourself
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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