  Ok people keep with it. It's almost time for the climax.
  Ok they are about to kiss, quick snap to camera 2 now.
  Ok keep their heads in picture they go. |   
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      Man the ratings are going way up people.
  Quick switch to camera 3 to get a closer shot.
  Yes!!! She used tongue, John go tell accounting to give Britney the extra $10,000, she just made the ratings go through the roof! |   
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      Ok good, now switch to camera 4 for a close up of the Christina kiss.
  Whoa not looking good, quick back off to camera 1 for a longer shot.
  Man, ratings are plummeting, switch to camera 5. Lets get Justin's reaction to Britney kissing Madonna instead. |   
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