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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/03/2005 by Fu Manchu
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Oh damn.

My pussy's oozing green and red liquid!

Whatever am I to do?

I know, I'll go to the STD clinic!

Damn, there's already a queue waiting to be checked for pubic lice.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Severian> pubic lice + ale + porn =

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