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Most Emailed Photos - 10/20/2003 by Shavey Smoothstein
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Skyrocketing stock prices at Gillette coincide with the increase in total body shaving while razor and sales go off the charts.

Harry Lesness, spokesperson at Gillette announced today that since the campaign to get men to shave their entire bodies was so successful, they are now planning to target female pet owners who have hairy pussies ... ehhmm... pussy cats, that is.

A spokesperson for Gillette's research and development division also added that they were close to announcing the new Smoke'n'Shave. A cooperative effort with the Philip Morris company, this revolutionary device features a disposable razor with a handle made of tighly compressed tobacco leaves rolled in paper. After a shave, just pop off the razor and light up.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Natalia Figeroa, 36-24-36> I don't know about you girls, butt I love shaved men. I don't have a harry pussy, instead I have a Mexican Hairless. As for the Smoke y Shave, ewwhhh, yuck!

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