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Most Emailed Photos - 10/20/2003

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Skyrocketing stock prices at Gillette coincide with the increase in total body shaving while razor and sales go off the charts.

Harry Lesness, spokesperson at Gillette announced today that since the campaign to get men to shave their entire bodies was so successful, they are now planning to target female pet owners who have hairy pussies ... ehhmm... pussy cats, that is.

A spokesperson for Gillette's research and development division also added that they were close to announcing the new Smoke'n'Shave. A cooperative effort with the Philip Morris company, this revolutionary device features a disposable razor with a handle made of tighly compressed tobacco leaves rolled in paper. After a shave, just pop off the razor and light up.

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<Natalia Figeroa, 36-24-36> I don't know about you girls, butt I love shaved men. I don't have a harry pussy, instead I have a Mexican Hairless. As for the Smoke y Shave, ewwhhh, yuck!

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