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Most Emailed Photos BUSH CHENEY '04 DAY! - 03/31/2004 by Don "The Lip" Rumsfeld
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See, we KNOW what the terrorists look like, but they - being terrorists - are masters of disguise! Like you journalists, they do NOT play by the RULES!

But we have our ways - innovative, devious ways - to SNIFF those terrorists OUT!

Now, I'm sorry, but you got me talking so much again I've got one of my nauseating migraines - leave me alone while I watch The Simpsons. [God, why can't Condi loosen up a little and dress like that?]
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Nice one Roger... er... Don.

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