[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 276 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:23Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:22Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:17Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:15Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:13Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:12Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:11Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:10Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:09Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:08Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:04Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:02Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:01Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:00Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:59Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:56Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:53Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:49Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:45Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:42Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:39Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:36Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:35Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:33Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:31Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:27Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:26Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:24Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:20Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:15Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:10Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:09Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:05Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:00Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:59Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:52Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:51Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:49Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:47Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:45Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:41Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:39Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:38Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:36Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:35Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:33Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:32Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:31Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:30Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:26Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:25Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:24Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:23Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:22Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:21Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:20Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:16Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:14Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:12Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:11Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:09Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:06Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:05Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:58Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:55Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:54Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:46Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:41Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:38Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:34Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:28Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:19Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:18Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:12Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:01Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:55Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:52Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:51Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:45Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:44Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:43Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:29Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:28Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:24Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:23Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:05Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:42Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:40Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:31Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:29Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:26Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:24Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:23Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:22Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:20Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:18Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:17Caption #-92
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:14Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:13Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:12Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:07Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:03Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:56Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:53Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:51Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:50Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:43Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:38Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:31Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:29Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:28Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:27Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:26Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:25Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:23Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:15Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:11Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:08Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:07Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:05Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:59Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:58Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:51Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:48Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:45Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:41Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:36Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:33Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:32Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:29Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:21Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:18Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:16Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:12Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:09Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:00Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:52Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:51Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:42Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:34Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:32Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:28Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:27Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:23Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:22Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:18Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:17Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:14Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:08Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:03Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:02Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:00Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:59Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:58Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:56Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:55Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:54Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:53Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:52Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:51Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:50Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:49Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:48Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:47Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:46Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:43Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:41Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:40Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:37Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:36Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:31Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:29Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:23Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:22Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:20Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:16Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:14Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:12Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:09Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:05Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:04Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:03Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:01Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:00Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:58Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:57Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:56Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:56Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:52Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:51Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:45Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:43Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:42Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:39Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:38Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:37Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:36Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:35Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:34Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:33Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:30Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:29Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:28Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:27Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:26Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:25Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:24Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:23Caption #525

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post