[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:01Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:56Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:53Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:52Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:51Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:48Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:47Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:45Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:43Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:36Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:28Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:26Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:25Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:21Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:19Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:15Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:01Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:00Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:58Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:52Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:51Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:44Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:42Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:40Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:34Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:32Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:31Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:30Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:29Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:25Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:24Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:23Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:21Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:18Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:14Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:13Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:12Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:11Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:10Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:06Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:03Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:00Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:57Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:56Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:51Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:48Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:45Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:39Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:35Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:34Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:33Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:32Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:31Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:27Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:25Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:21Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:17Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:15Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:12Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:07Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:06Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:05Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:02Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:51Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:48Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:47Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:46Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:45Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:44Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:35Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:34Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:33Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:29Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:27Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:26Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:21Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:19Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:16Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:11Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:09Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:08Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:04Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:03Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:01Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:59Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:55Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:54Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:44Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:43Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:40Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:36Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:35Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:29Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:25Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:23Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:22Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:19Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:18Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:17Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:11Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:08Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:07Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:06Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:02Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:01Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:00Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:58Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:57Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:56Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:55Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:49Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:45Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:43Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:41Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:40Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:39Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:35Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:30Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:26Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:23Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:22Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:20Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:18Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:16Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:15Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:07Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:05Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:01Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:00Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:59Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:54Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:48Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:46Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:45Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:37Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:34Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:33Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:31Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:29Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:26Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:25Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:24Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:21Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:20Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:19Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:15Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:13Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:09Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:03Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:51Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:44Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:38Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:35Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:34Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:27Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:25Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:24Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:14Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:12Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:11Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:05Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:00Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:59Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:57Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:56Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:55Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:50Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:49Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:45Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:42Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:41Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:40Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:39Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:36Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:31Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:30Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:24Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:23Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:21Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:20Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:17Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:07Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:04Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:03Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:02Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:59Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:56Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:48Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:36Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:34Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:28Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:27Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:23Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:22Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:21Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:20Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:18Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:10Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:09Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:08Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:04Caption #87

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post