[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 248 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:31Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:42Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:11Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:56Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:52Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:44Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:39Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:34Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:32Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:31Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:30Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:29Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:26Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:24Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:21Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:13Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:06Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:50Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:49Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:48Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:44Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:42Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:40Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:38Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:35Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:33Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:32Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:27Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:23Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:18Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:14Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:12Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:11Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:07Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:05Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:04Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:03Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:01Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:58Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:56Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:53Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:50Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:48Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:47Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:42Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:35Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:34Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:31Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:27Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:23Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:19Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:11Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:09Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:08Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:07Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:02Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:01Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:58Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:53Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:52Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:50Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:47Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:44Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:43Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:42Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:39Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:38Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:36Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:34Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:30Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:27Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:23Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:22Caption #491

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post