[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 563 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:47Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:46Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:45Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:44Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:41Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:40Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:39Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:38Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:37Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:35Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:34Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:33Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:32Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:31Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:30Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:29Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:27Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:26Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:25Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:24Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:23Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:22Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:21Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:20Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:19Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:19Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:14Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:13Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:12Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:11Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:10Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:09Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:07Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:06Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:05Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:04Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:03Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:02Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:01Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:00Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:59Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:58Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:57Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:55Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:54Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:52Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:51Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:50Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:49Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:46Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:45Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:43Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:42Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:41Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:40Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:39Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:37Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:36Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:35Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:34Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:33Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:31Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:29Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:26Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:25Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:23Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:22Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:21Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:20Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:18Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:17Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:16Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:14Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:13Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:12Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:11Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:10Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:08Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:07Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:05Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:04Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:03Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:01Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:00Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:58Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:57Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:56Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:55Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:54Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:53Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:52Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:51Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:50Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:49Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:48Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:46Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:45Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:43Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:42Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:39Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:37Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:36Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:34Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:33Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:32Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:31Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:30Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:29Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:28Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:27Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:26Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:25Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:24Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:22Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:21Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:20Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:19Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:18Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:17Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:15Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:13Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:12Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:11Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:10Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:09Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:08Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:07Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:06Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:05Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:04Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:03Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:01Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:59Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:58Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:57Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:56Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:55Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:54Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:53Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:51Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:50Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:48Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:46Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:45Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:44Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:43Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:42Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:41Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:39Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:38Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:37Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:36Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:35Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:34Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:32Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:31Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:30Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:28Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:27Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:26Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:25Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:24Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:22Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:21Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:20Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:19Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:18Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:17Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:16Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:15Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:13Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:12Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:11Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:10Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:09Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:07Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:06Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:05Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:04Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:03Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:02Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:01Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:59Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:58Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:57Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:56Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:55Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:53Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:51Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:49Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:47Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:46Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:45Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:44Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:43Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:42Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:41Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:40Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:39Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:38Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:37Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:36Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:35Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:34Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:33Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:32Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:31Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:30Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:29Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:27Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:24Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:23Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:22Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:21Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:19Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:18Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:17Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:16Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:15Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:14Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:13Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:12Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:11Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:10Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:08Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:06Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:05Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:04Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:03Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:02Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:01Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:00Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:58Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:57Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:56Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:55Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:54Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:53Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:52Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:50Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:49Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:48Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:47Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:46Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:45Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:43Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:40Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:39Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:38Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:35Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:34Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:33Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:32Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:30Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:28Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:27Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:26Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:25Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:24Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:23Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:21Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:20Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:19Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:18Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:17Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:16Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:15Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:14Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:12Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:11Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:09Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:08Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:06Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:05Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:04Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:02Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:01Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:59Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:58Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:56Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:55Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:54Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:53Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:52Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:51Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:50Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:49Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:48Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:47Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:45Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:44Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:43Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:42Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:41Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:40Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:39Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:38Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:35Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:34Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:30Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:29Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:26Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:25Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:24Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:16Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:14Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:13Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:12Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:09Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:08Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:05Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:03Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:01Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:33Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:32Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:30Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:27Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:26Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:14Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:13Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:12Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:09Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:04Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:02Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:00Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:57Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:56Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:52Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:50Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:48Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:47Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:46Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:45Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:44Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:43Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:42Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:41Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:37Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:36Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:35Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:28Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:27Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:24Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:15Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:13Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:12Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:11Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:08Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:07Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:06Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:05Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:04Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:03Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:02Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:01Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:00Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:57Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:56Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:55Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:53Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:50Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:49Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:48Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:47Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:46Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:44Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:43Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:42Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:40Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:39Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:38Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:36Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:35Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:34Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:33Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:32Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:30Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:29Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:28Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:26Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:25Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:22Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:21Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:20Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:19Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:18Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:17Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:16Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:14Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:13Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:12Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:11Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:08Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:07Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:06Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:05Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:03Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:02Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:00Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:59Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:58Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:56Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:55Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:52Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:51Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:50Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:49Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:47Caption #3

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post