[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:24Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:18Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:15Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:14Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:12Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:10Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:08Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:06Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:05Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:03Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:02Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:58Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:57Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:55Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:54Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:50Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:46Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:42Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:40Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:35Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:30Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:29Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:25Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:24Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:23Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:18Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:16Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:15Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:14Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:13Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:11Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:02Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:00Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:59Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:56Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:55Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:54Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:51Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:50Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:47Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:46Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:42Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:41Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:39Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:34Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:33Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:32Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:27Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:25Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:24Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:22Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:21Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:18Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:17Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:10Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:06Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:05Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:04Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:03Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:02Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:58Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:54Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:51Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:50Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:49Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:43Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:41Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:38Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:36Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:35Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:33Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:30Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:27Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:26Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:24Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:22Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:21Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:18Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:15Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:11Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:09Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:08Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:07Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:06Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:04Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:03Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:01Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:56Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:54Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:51Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:43Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:30Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:26Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:25Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:22Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:19Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:18Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:15Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:13Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:07Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:05Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:02Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:01Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:00Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:59Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:57Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:56Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:54Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:53Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:51Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:50Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:48Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:44Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:42Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:41Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:40Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:38Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:36Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:29Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:21Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:20Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:18Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:16Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:13Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:11Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:07Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:06Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:01Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:00Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:59Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:54Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:52Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:51Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:47Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:46Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:45Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:41Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:39Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:32Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:29Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:26Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:23Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:21Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:18Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:17Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:16Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:14Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:12Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:06Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:05Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:04Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:02Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:01Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:00Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:58Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:56Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:55Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:52Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:51Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:49Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:48Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:47Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:46Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:45Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:44Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:43Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:39Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:37Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:36Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:34Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:33Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:32Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:31Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:30Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:28Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:24Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:18Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:16Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:14Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:13Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:12Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:11Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:10Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:09Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:07Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:04Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:02Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:59Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:58Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:56Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:55Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:54Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:50Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:48Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:46Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:45Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:44Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:38Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:37Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:36Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:35Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:32Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:27Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:26Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:24Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:23Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:22Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:21Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:20Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:19Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:15Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:14Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:13Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:12Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:11Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:10Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:09Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:08Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:07Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:04Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:03Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:00Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:58Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:56Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:48Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:46Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:42Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:41Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:40Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:39Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:38Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:37Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:36Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:35Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:28Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:26Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:24Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:22Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:21Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:15Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:13Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:12Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:10Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:08Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:06Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:04Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:03Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:02Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:59Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:58Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:56Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:54Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:53Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:51Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:49Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:46Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:45Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:44Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:42Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:40Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:36Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:34Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:31Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:30Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:29Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:28Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:27Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:25Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:24Caption #34

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post