[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 345 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:53Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:52Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:50Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:49Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:47Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:46Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:45Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:44Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:42Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:40Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:39Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:38Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:29Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:27Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:26Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:25Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:24Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:23Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:22Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:21Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:20Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:18Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:16Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:15Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:14Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:13Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:12Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:11Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:09Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:08Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:07Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:06Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:05Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:03Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:01Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:59Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:57Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:55Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:48Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:47Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:46Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:45Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:44Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:43Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:42Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:41Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:40Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:39Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:38Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:37Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:36Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:35Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:34Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:33Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:31Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:29Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:28Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:27Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:26Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:25Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:24Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:23Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:22Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:21Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:20Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:19Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:18Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:17Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:16Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:15Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:04Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:02Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:58Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:55Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:54Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:53Caption #996
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:49Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:47Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:46Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:45Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:44Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:43Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:42Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:41Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:40Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:39Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:38Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:37Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:35Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:34Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:32Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:31Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:29Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:28Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:26Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:24Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:23Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:21Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:18Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:14Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:13Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:10Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:08Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:07Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:06Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:05Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:03Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:57Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:53Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:48Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:45Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:44Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:41Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:40Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:38Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:37Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:33Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:30Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:29Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:28Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:26Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:25Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:24Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:23Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:21Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:17Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:16Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:12Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:11Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:10Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:55Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:52Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:51Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:49Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:46Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:45Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:44Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:40Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:39Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:38Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:35Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:34Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:30Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:29Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:28Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:26Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:15Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:08Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:44Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:39Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:37Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:36Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:35Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:34Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:33Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:32Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:31Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:30Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:28Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:19Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:12Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:09Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:08Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:07Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:05Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:04Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:03Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:55Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:50Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:48Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:46Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:44Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:41Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:37Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:25Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:20Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:16Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:13Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:12Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:11Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:10Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:09Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:05Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:46Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:45Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:44Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:43Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:35Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:31Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:30Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:29Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:28Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:25Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:18Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:14Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:00Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:59Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:58Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:54Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:45Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:44Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:39Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:35Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:33Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:25Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:24Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:21Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:16Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:15Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:02Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:59Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:56Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:54Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:53Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:49Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:47Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:46Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:45Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:43Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:39Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:37Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:36Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:34Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:32Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:31Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:30Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:28Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:26Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:24Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:23Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:22Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:21Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:18Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:16Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:14Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:10Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:08Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:06Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:02Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:01Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:59Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:57Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:53Caption #393

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post