[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 348 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:26Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:25Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:24Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:23Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:22Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:20Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:19Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:17Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:13Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:12Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:11Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:10Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:09Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:07Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:04Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:03Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:02Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:01Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:00Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:59Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:58Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:57Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:55Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:54Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:53Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:51Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:50Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:49Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:47Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:45Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:44Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:43Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:42Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:41Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:40Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:38Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:37Caption #07
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:34Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:32Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:31Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:25Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:24Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:21Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:16Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:15Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:14Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:13Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:12Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:11Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:10Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:09Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:08Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:07Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:06Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:04Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:03Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:02Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:01Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:58Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:57Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:56Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:54Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:53Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:52Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:51Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:50Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:49Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:48Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:47Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:45Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:42Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:41Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:40Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:39Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:37Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:36Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:35Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:34Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:33Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:29Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:25Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:22Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:19Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:17Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:15Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:14Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:14Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:12Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:11Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:09Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:08Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:07Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:06Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:05Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:04Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:02Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:01Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:58Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:56Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:55Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:53Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:52Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:50Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:49Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:47Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:46Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:43Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:40Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:39Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:38Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:33Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:29Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:21Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:20Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:13Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:12Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:11Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:10Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:08Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:07Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:05Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:03Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:01Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:52Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:51Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:41Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:38Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:34Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:33Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:29Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:25Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:24Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:21Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:17Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:14Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:13Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:09Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:02Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:57Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:49Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:48Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:45Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:42Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:41Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:37Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:33Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:30Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:29Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:26Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:25Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:24Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:17Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:15Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:13Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:12Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:11Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:10Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:09Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:01Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:00Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:59Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:57Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:53Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:46Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:45Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:42Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:41Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:39Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:33Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:29Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:28Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:25Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:23Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:21Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:20Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:17Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:13Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:11Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:05Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:04Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:03Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:02Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:01Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:57Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:54Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:53Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:49Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:45Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:44Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:41Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:39Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:34Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:33Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:29Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:28Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:27Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:26Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:25Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:21Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:20Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:19Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:17Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:13Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:10Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:09Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:06Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:05Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:03Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:01Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:00Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:57Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:54Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:49Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:48Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:45Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:41Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:34Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:25Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:24Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:23Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:21Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:17Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:13Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:09Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:08Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:07Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:05Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:03Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:02Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:54Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:53Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:52Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:45Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:44Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:41Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:39Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:37Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:36Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:33Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:29Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:21Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:17Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:13Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:12Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:09Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:08Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:06Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:01Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:00Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:57Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:53Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:48Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:46Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:42Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:40Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:37Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:35Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:34Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:30Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:29Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:26Caption #46

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post