[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:34Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:33Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:32Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:30Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:29Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:28Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:27Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:26Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:25Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:24Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:23Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:22Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:21Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:20Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:16Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:15Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:14Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:13Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:12Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:11Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:09Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:07Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:03Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:50Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:49Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:42Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:41Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:40Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:39Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:39Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:37Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:36Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:34Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:33Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:32Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:25Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:24Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:19Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:15Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:14Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:13Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:12Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:11Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:10Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:09Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:08Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:07Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:06Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:04Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:02Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:00Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:59Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:36Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:27Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:25Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:24Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:22Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:21Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:20Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:19Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:18Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:17Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:16Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:15Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:07Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:02Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:57Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:53Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:46Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:45Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:44Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:43Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:40Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:38Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:29Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:24Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:15Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:14Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:13Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:12Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:11Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:10Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:09Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:07Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:01Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:00Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:59Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:58Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:56Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:55Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:53Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:51Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:50Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:49Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:47Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:46Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:45Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:42Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:38Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:37Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:36Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:35Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:34Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:33Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:31Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:30Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:29Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:27Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:26Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:25Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:24Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:23Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:22Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:18Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:17Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:15Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:14Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:06Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:03Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:01Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:58Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:49Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:42Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:41Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:38Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:37Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:36Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:35Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:33Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:32Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:31Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:30Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:29Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:28Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:27Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:26Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:25Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:24Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:17Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:14Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:02Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:00Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:58Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:55Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:51Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:50Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:49Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:48Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:47Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:45Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:43Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:41Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:40Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:38Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:37Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:35Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:34Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:33Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:32Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:31Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:28Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:16Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:15Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:15Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:13Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:10Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:09Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:07Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:06Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:05Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:02Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:57Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:43Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:36Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:30Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:20Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:19Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:17Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:14Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:13Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:12Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:11Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:09Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:08Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:07Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:06Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:01Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:00Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:59Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:57Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:55Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:54Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:53Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:52Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:51Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:50Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:49Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:48Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:46Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:40Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:36Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:30Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:28Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:27Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:26Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:24Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:23Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:21Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:16Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:14Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:12Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:11Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:10Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:58Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:54Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:48Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:45Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:44Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:43Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:42Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:41Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:40Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:38Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:36Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:35Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:34Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:25Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:22Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:16Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:13Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:11Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:10Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:08Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:06Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:05Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:03Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:01Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:00Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:59Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:55Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:54Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:53Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:52Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:49Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:41Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:39Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:37Caption #377

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post