[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:20Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:19Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:13Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:11Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:08Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:04Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:03Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:02Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:00Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:59Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:56Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:55Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:53Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:50Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:46Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:43Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:38Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:33Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:26Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:22Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:21Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:19Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:17Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:16Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:15Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:12Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:09Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:07Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:06Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:03Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:02Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:00Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:55Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:53Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:50Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:49Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:48Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:44Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:43Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:42Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:41Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:40Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:36Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:33Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:30Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:29Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:28Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:26Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:25Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:24Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:23Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:19Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:16Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:15Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:13Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:06Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:03Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:01Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:59Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:58Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:56Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:36Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:35Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:34Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:33Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:31Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:29Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:28Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:27Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:24Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:23Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:22Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:19Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:17Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:10Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:04Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:00Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:57Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:55Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:53Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:52Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:49Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:47Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:39Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:38Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:37Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:36Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:34Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:33Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:20Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:19Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:16Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:14Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:13Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:10Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:09Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:07Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:05Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:00Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:55Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:54Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:53Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:52Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:51Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:44Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:38Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:37Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:35Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:33Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:31Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:28Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:27Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:26Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:25Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:23Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:16Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:15Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:14Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:13Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:11Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:09Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:08Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:05Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:03Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:02Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:49Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:48Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:46Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:44Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:40Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:38Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:37Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:36Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:35Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:32Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:28Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:26Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:25Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:24Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:20Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:17Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:15Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:10Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:08Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:07Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:04Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:02Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:00Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:51Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:43Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:41Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:34Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:32Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:31Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:30Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:29Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:27Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:23Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:22Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:21Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:19Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:11Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:10Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:09Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:08Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:07Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:06Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:04Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:02Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:58Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:57Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:56Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:55Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:54Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:44Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:43Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:42Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:41Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:40Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:37Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:35Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:34Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:33Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:32Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:29Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:28Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:27Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:25Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:19Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:18Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:15Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:13Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:06Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:05Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:04Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:00Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:55Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:52Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:43Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:40Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:35Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:34Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:33Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:31Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:30Caption #-94
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:29Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:28Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:27Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:25Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:24Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:23Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:18Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:17Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:12Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:11Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:10Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:09Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:08Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:07Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:06Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:01Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:57Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:54Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:52Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:51Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:50Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:49Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:48Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:47Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:46Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:44Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:43Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:42Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:41Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:39Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:37Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:36Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:35Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:30Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:29Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #524

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post