[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 111 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:42Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:41Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:39Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:38Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:37Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:36Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:35Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:34Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:32Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:31Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:30Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:29Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:29Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:27Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:25Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:24Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:23Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:22Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:21Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:19Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:15Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:14Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:13Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:12Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:11Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:06Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:05Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:04Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:03Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:59Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:58Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:55Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:53Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:52Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:47Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:45Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:42Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:41Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:39Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:37Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:34Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:30Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:29Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:28Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:27Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:26Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:24Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:23Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:21Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:20Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:19Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:18Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:14Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:13Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:12Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:11Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:07Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:05Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:04Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:59Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:56Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:53Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:49Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:48Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:47Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:44Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:42Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:41Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:39Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:38Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:37Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:36Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:35Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:34Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:33Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:32Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:31Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:29Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:28Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:27Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:26Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:25Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:24Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:23Caption #446

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post