[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 357 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:29Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:28Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:27Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:24Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:21Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:20Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:16Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:15Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:14Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:12Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:10Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:08Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:05Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:04Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:00Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:56Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:55Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:54Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:53Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:52Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:51Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:50Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:49Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:48Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:46Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:45Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:40Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:36Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:35Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:34Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:32Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:27Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:24Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:23Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:22Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:21Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:20Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:18Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:17Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:16Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:15Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:14Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:13Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:12Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:11Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:10Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:09Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:08Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:04Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:01Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker05:29:00Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:59Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:58Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:57Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:56Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:55Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:54Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:53Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:52Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:51Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:48Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:47Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:45Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:44Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:41Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:36Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:33Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:28Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:25Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:20Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:16Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:15Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:12Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:10Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:08Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:07Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:04Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:01Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker05:28:00Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:59Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:58Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:57Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:55Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:54Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:53Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:52Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:51Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:50Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:49Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:48Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:45Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:41Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:40Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:39Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:37Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:36Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:35Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:32Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:30Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:29Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:28Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:26Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:24Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:20Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:19Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:17Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:12Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:10Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:09Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:04Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:01Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker05:27:00Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:57Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:56Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:52Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:50Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:48Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:45Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:44Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:42Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:41Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:40Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:36Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:35Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:34Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:33Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:32Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:29Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:28Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:26Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:25Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:24Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:20Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:16Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:12Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:10Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:08Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:05Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:04Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker05:26:00Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:59Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:55Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:53Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:50Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:48Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:47Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:45Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:42Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:41Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:40Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:39Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:38Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:35Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:32Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:31Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:28Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:27Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:25Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:24Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:17Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:16Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:15Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:12Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:11Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:08Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:04Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:03Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:00Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:59Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:58Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:56Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:55Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:54Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:52Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:50Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:49Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:48Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:46Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:45Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:44Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:43Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:40Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:39Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:38Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:36Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:32Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:30Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:28Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:26Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:24Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:21Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:20Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:19Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:18Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:17Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:16Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:12Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:08Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:07Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:04Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:00Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:56Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:54Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:48Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:45Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:44Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:40Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:38Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:37Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:36Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:33Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:31Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:30Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:29Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:28Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:26Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:21Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:20Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:18Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:16Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:15Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:14Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:12Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:10Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:09Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:08Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:05Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:04Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:03Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:02Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:00Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:59Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:56Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:54Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:53Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:52Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:48Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:45Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:44Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:40Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:39Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:28Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:26Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:24Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:20Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:14Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:12Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:10Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:06Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:05Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:00Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:59Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:58Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:56Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:52Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:48Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:47Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:46Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:43Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:40Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:38Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:37Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:36Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:34Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:33Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:32Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:28Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:24Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:23Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:22Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:20Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:18Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:17Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:16Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:12Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:08Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:05Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:04Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:00Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:52Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:48Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:45Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:44Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:42Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:40Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:38Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:36Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:32Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:30Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:29Caption #630

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post