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Most Emailed Photos - 03/02/2006 by Mort
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She was a beautiful actress, songstress dynamo. Fresh from making a film about a car called Herbie.

I was a star eyed puppy; resting in a vat of custard and beans, with my trusty pen friend.
How could she resist my cutietude?

And that, my darling child, is how you were conceived.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JP> Brilliant.
<reddman> throw me a bone(r)
<reddman> here is the chick close-up...

...garbage.textamerica.com...
Mort shot is better...

<reddman> Oh!! That IS lindsey lohan isn't it??! She should eat something! Like a monkey or two.
<mypalmike> That's dog-gone funny.
<JP> You're not a-lohan in your sentiments, mike.


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