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Most Emailed Photos - 06/16/2004

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Yeh you see, this was my favourite role. In this one I'm playing Britney's left boob holder.

Man that role was a stretch, but kinda enjoyable, if you know what I mean.

My next one was an action film. I got involved in quite a few stunts, really helped my resume, and I got paid "danger" money.

There I am, the middle cone, you can see me wearing my white SPG badge.

Yeh this one wasn't so much fun, on the set of The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course. Not even sure I want people to know I was in that one.

You can see me there, as the crotch of Steve Irwin's cheap polyester pants.

It's not all glam being a screen plastic I can tell you!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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I picked up some food last night and walked past a group of "beautiful people" outside a trendy gallery exhibit. They all looked plastic (Mean Girls reference) and were talking about their scenes, resumes or just plain name dropping. It's what you get for living in LA.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<Carol> What I get here is walking past the guys at the bus stop discussing their paroles.

<guyPaulo> Here, they are discussing their personal relationships with Jesus.

<Kumiho> Right now, walk by folks and they're proabably tourists talking about the next Rose Festival event they're going to see.

<JulieK> Man panal 2 is in my city! I am wondering why no one was decapitated. That is what is supposed to happen.

<Kumiho> Really? Wow, I'd heard that some 12 tourist were injured tho'.

<mypalmike> "That is what is supposed to happen." Nice, Julie.

<Carol> Julie has a good sense of narrative imperative.

<David Byrden> Maybe you should go out there and cut off someone's head?

<Kumiho> She's probably too busy following Bello around.

<JulieK> I guess no one was very tall!

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