[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/30/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Darling", I said "will you put on that cute outfit I bought you for halloween"

"No!", she angerly replied.

"But", I pleaded "I thought tonight we could get some loving on"

"Aunt Flo has come to visit", she replied tersely.

Oh The HORROR!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 319 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:13Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:06Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:51Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:50Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:46Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:43Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:41Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:40Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:37Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:34Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:30Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:28Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:27Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:26Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:23Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:22Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:20Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:19Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:18Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:15Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:12Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:10Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:06Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:03Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:59Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:57Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:55Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:54Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:53Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:50Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:46Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:43Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:38Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:37Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:35Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:33Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:30Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:27Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:25Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:24Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:22Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:21Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:18Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:15Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:14Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:13Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:12Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:09Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:06Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:00Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:59Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:56Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:54Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:53Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:50Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:46Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:42Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:41Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:39Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:38Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:36Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:35Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:33Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:30Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:28Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:26Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:19Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:18Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:12Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:11Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:10Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:09Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:07Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:06Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:04Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:02Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:01Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:56Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:54Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:47Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:46Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:42Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:39Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:37Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:36Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:35Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:34Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:33Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:32Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:30Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:29Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:24Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:18Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:10Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:08Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:03Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:57Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:56Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:55Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:54Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:53Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:52Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:51Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:50Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:46Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:44Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:43Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:42Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:40Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:37Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:34Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:30Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:27Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:26Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:23Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:18Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:16Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:15Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:14Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:12Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:11Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:02Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:00Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:59Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:54Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:50Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:49Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:46Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:42Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:41Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:40Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:38Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:36Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:35Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:34Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:33Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:30Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:27Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:22Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:21Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:20Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:18Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:17Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:14Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:13Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:11Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:10Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:09Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:07Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:06Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:05Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:04Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:03Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:02Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:00Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:58Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:55Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:50Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:49Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:46Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:44Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:43Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:42Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:41Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:36Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:35Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:30Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:29Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:26Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:22Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:19Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:14Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:10Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:09Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:08Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:07Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:06Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:05Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:04Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:03Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:57Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:54Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:53Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:52Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:51Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:50Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:46Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:44Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:43Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:42Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:39Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:38Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:37Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:36Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:35Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:34Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:31Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:28Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:27Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:18Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:17Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:15Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:14Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:12Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:10Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:06Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:04Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:03Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:58Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:54Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:53Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:51Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:50Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:46Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:44Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:42Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:41Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:38Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:37Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:34Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:30Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:27Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:26Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:21Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:18Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:16Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:14Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:12Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:11Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:10Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:06Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:04Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:03Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:02Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:01Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:59Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:55Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:54Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:52Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:51Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:50Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:47Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:45Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:43Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:42Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:38Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:33Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:31Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:26Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:22Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:19Caption #663

Board [Post Message]

Happy Halloween!

This is late because I spent all night carving pumpkins. I'm not the most accurate of carvers, in fact I use my cack handed chimpanzee like skills to my advantage.

This weekend I will be in Vegas, I might even stop by the comic convention.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<PC> This sound really stupid, but how do you add one of these things that I'm currently typing into? (What's the HTML code?)
<Mort> Doh! I just realized I'm using the wrong image for the middle. It should be the two cubs in sweaters sleeping.

It's called a textarea PC, you should try doing a google search on it...

<mypalmike> Oh man, that is nasty. But funny.
<yoyology> You know, Mort, if you change that second picture, my caption will still work.... :-)
<mypalmike> My caption wouldn't work anymore...
<Mort> Mine works better with the other image, but it still works with this one.

Unfortunately changing it would ruin, everyone's but yoyology's and mine.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post