[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/30/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Darling", I said "will you put on that cute outfit I bought you for halloween"

"No!", she angerly replied.

"But", I pleaded "I thought tonight we could get some loving on"

"Aunt Flo has come to visit", she replied tersely.

Oh The HORROR!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 163 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:17Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:13Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:12Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:09Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:08Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:05Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:04Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:02Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:01Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:59Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:58Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:57Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:56Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:53Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:51Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:49Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:48Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:47Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:46Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:45Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:42Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:41Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:37Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:34Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:29Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:21Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:19Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:17Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:15Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:14Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:13Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:12Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:10Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:05Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:02Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:01Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:00Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:57Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:53Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:52Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:49Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:45Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:41Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:37Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:36Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:35Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:29Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:25Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:21Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:17Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:12Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:10Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:08Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:05Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:04Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:01Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:00Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:53Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:46Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:41Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:38Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:37Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:34Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:33Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:29Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:25Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:21Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:18Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:17Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:13Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:10Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:06Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:05Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:01Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:57Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:49Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:45Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:41Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:40Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:39Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:38Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:36Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:33Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:29Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:18Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:17Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:13Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:12Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:11Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:10Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:09Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:04Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:03Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:01Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:57Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:55Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:49Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:48Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:45Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:44Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:42Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:39Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:38Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:37Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:29Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:25Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:24Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:23Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:21Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:17Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:11Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:09Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:07Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:57Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:52Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:49Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:48Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:46Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:45Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:41Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:40Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:39Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:38Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:36Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:35Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:34Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:32Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:28Caption #976

Board [Post Message]

Happy Halloween!

This is late because I spent all night carving pumpkins. I'm not the most accurate of carvers, in fact I use my cack handed chimpanzee like skills to my advantage.

This weekend I will be in Vegas, I might even stop by the comic convention.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<PC> This sound really stupid, but how do you add one of these things that I'm currently typing into? (What's the HTML code?)
<Mort> Doh! I just realized I'm using the wrong image for the middle. It should be the two cubs in sweaters sleeping.

It's called a textarea PC, you should try doing a google search on it...

<mypalmike> Oh man, that is nasty. But funny.
<yoyology> You know, Mort, if you change that second picture, my caption will still work.... :-)
<mypalmike> My caption wouldn't work anymore...
<Mort> Mine works better with the other image, but it still works with this one.

Unfortunately changing it would ruin, everyone's but yoyology's and mine.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post