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Most Emailed Photos - 10/30/2003 by Mort
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"Darling", I said "will you put on that cute outfit I bought you for halloween"

"No!", she angerly replied.

"But", I pleaded "I thought tonight we could get some loving on"

"Aunt Flo has come to visit", she replied tersely.

Oh The HORROR!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Happy Halloween!

This is late because I spent all night carving pumpkins. I'm not the most accurate of carvers, in fact I use my cack handed chimpanzee like skills to my advantage.

This weekend I will be in Vegas, I might even stop by the comic convention.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<PC> This sound really stupid, but how do you add one of these things that I'm currently typing into? (What's the HTML code?)
<Mort> Doh! I just realized I'm using the wrong image for the middle. It should be the two cubs in sweaters sleeping.

It's called a textarea PC, you should try doing a google search on it...

<mypalmike> Oh man, that is nasty. But funny.
<yoyology> You know, Mort, if you change that second picture, my caption will still work.... :-)
<mypalmike> My caption wouldn't work anymore...
<Mort> Mine works better with the other image, but it still works with this one.

Unfortunately changing it would ruin, everyone's but yoyology's and mine.


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