I got the part of Roo in the school play. I was very excited. I rehearsed and practiced for hours.
But when I got on stage, I panicked. The spotlights and surrounding darkness made me feel kind of dizzy. I totally forgot my lines.
Of course, after they dragged me off the stage, my memory returned.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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