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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006 by guyPaulo
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According to Pat Robertson, it's a sign of the end of the world when snakes and mice lay down together.

So I'm gonna get really drunk and puke.....

...and then it's off to church to hail the return of our Arachnid Savior. Blessed be his prophetic pinchers! Most holy are his messianic mandibles!
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<Axolotl> Touched by his chelicerate appendage!
<Axolotl_the_annoyoing_nitpick> 
<Axolotl_the_empty poster> Sorry, that was supposed to be a comment on how arachnids don't have mandibles. Then I realized that no one cares anyway.
<Kumiho> I care, but I still like the caption anyway.

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