As a police forensic scientist, I've analyzed thousands of fingerprints under the microscope.
My latest investigation involves monkey fingerprints.
It may become the toughest forensic challenge I've ever had.
Well, I guess it otter be.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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