[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I can not afford to drink and drive anymore.

And licking toads are causing to many strange hallucinations.

But you can still find cheap Irish hookers about so I guess my life of debauchery is still going strong.

Just cover you manhood with peanut butter and you are set for the evening...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> So... wrong.

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