After days of laying, waiting, and crying in the infant ward,
...I even started to grow patches of mold and moss.
I just wanted someone to hold me, to tell me they loved me.
But I'll show them.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.