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Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Luminaire
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I slept with a girl whose face was covered in sores. She told me it wasn't contagious.

She lied. Two weeks later, I started breaking out in sores everywhere her mouth had been.

The worst part is that now I've gotta tell everybody I've been with since then.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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