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Most Emailed Photos - 08/25/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"Hello, sir, I'm sorry to interrupt your drinking, but my band class and I are trying to raise money to go to competition,

"...and I was wondering if you'd like to buy one of our candy ba---

sir? excuse me, sir?


"Not like that asshole needed to get any fatter, anyways."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Rude customers suck.
<Luminaire> I sold candy bars in band! They were tasty.
<asshole> 
<asshole> you guys are a ass

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