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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2004 by Luminaire
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I wonder how much Paris Hilton weighs. I think she weighs less than a hummingbird. Shit, I bet she weighs less than an insect that looks like a hummingbird.

I've heard that if you look really closely at her ass, which she shows like all the time, you can see the outline of her pelvis.

My friend in Manhattan like saw Paris in Dior once with her dog Tinkerbell. She says they bought matching dresses in the same size!!

OMG Paris Hilton SUCKS.

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