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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Hey babe! Can I 'pork' you tonight?!? HAHAHAH!!"

"For f*ck's sake, Ralph! You are such a disgusting 'animal'! You are NOT touching me tonight!"

"Since your such a pig, I'm just gonna use my new vibrator; 'the Ultra Shar Pei Clit Licker 5000 with Anal Stimulating Paws'!"
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

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<superwoman biatch> That is just wrong...but strangly I like it!
<Lauren> Very punny, my love. I've missed you.
<Morgus> Uh.... where do you think I could buy one of those vibrators? My wife's birthday is coming up...
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