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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Hey babe! Can I 'pork' you tonight?!? HAHAHAH!!"

"For f*ck's sake, Ralph! You are such a disgusting 'animal'! You are NOT touching me tonight!"

"Since your such a pig, I'm just gonna use my new vibrator; 'the Ultra Shar Pei Clit Licker 5000 with Anal Stimulating Paws'!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> That is just wrong...but strangly I like it!
<Lauren> Very punny, my love. I've missed you.
<Morgus> Uh.... where do you think I could buy one of those vibrators? My wife's birthday is coming up...

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