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Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2004 by David Byrden
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It's hot, it's dripping,

I'm naked, I want it,

and it smells like fish.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> Yeah, that pretty accurately sums up my trips to Red Lobster.
<ElvisThePelvis> I often go to Red Lobster naked.
<Morgus> At Red Lobster, I often come naked.
<superwoman biatch> 'Ya know it just doesn't feel right to go to Red Lobster NOT naked. I mean all the seafood is naked!!
<David Byrden> Speaking as a lobster I feel this is an attack on the dignity of my species.
<guyPaulo> Naked do I come, at Red Lobster. Too expensive, their lobster is though!

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