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Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2004 by Kumiho
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"I'm standing at the gateway of Hell armed only with a water pistol..."

"Ja, ja, vhat else do you sees?"

"Devilfish, hundreds of thousands of fly dolphins guarding the entrance. Doctor, what does it mean?"

"You're hafing difficulties vith your lover, and seek to free yourself auf der commimtment."
Momentary silence.


"So...why aren't you wearing any clothes?"



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> Foreign accents are funny.
<superwoman biatch> That was Freud you were talking to right? He is one kinky bastard ;)

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