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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2004 by jellyloo
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With the audacity of a waterlogged kitten,

and the voracity of a baby hippo at suppertime,

ken grappled his suckling soft lips tightly to Alex Trebek's neck.

(At least he was imagining it. Really hard.)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Ken> I wish Alex still had his moustache, I crave that raspish tickle against the small of my back.
<jellyloo> Lowercase ken would never have the guts to really do it, you see. Uppercase Ken might though.
<Ken> Uppercase Ken likes the feel of a real man.
<mypalmike> Oki Doke.

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