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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by Lauren
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I needed his love like I needed another hole in my head.

First, I discover that his sperm is so potent, I give birth to a veritable litter...

Then he gives me a very strange case of the crabs...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Ah the old trouser snapping crab...had those once...place a little lettuce on the ground by your crotch and they will walk right out.
<3Suns> Actually it was probably the crabs that got you pregnant...

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