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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I won't say my parents we normal...in fact, they were very odd...bordering on abusive.

Case in point, I am still recovering from the skull-fucking my "Dad" gave me as a result of passing Algebra in 7th grade.

With all that going against me, I still think I turned out pretty normal.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I just wanted to say "skull-fucking" in a public forum.
<apple juice is a verb> Yay!!!

The return of skull-fucking!!

<3Suns> Boy, you're gonna unlearn those equations whether you like it or not!

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