When you make your wonderful contributions to this treasury of interactive literature, don't forget to take your typos and misspelliings with you when you go!
Be so courteous as to not overstate the obvious!
And - for reasons of individual hygiene - if you MUST dump your scatological references here,
first pull UP, then pull DOWN
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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