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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by obtuse
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I left her splayed on the bed, a huge smile on her sleeping face.

Magic fingers, she'd called them.
And right she was.

He had no idea what she was getting herself into last night, when she told me I couldn't leave her.


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<obtuse> DAMMIT. 3rd panel should start with "she".

That's monday for you.

<Carol> Well, maybe she wasn't the only one who had no idea what she was getting himself into.

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