My paintings were called mundane, but I thought they captured life as it was lived.
My art has realism, life, interesting subtexts (beastility was a common theme).
But Jackon Pollack simply expels a little paint on his canvas and he is considered tres' chic!!!
Bah! Perhaps I will be a writer...Mama est morte indeed...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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