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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Roger Mexico
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"No, I don't think so," I said to the salesman . . "I need a morphed SUV/Hummer mutant like I need a big bloody hole in my head."

But now I rather enjoy the sensation of looking down on other drivers & pedestrians, and frightening small children.

The trepanning was painless & liberating, but the technician said I'd need a "nice pack."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Jmofwiw> Well, I get it. "a nice pack" "an ice pack" Good pun.
<ajiav> 
<Carol> I like the use of "big bloody hole in my head."

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