Don't judge me by my size. My degree makes me bigger than you.
Why Jealousy Breeds Judgment
Don't judge me by my mind. My booty makes me more popular than you. (lick)
Don't judge us by our lives. Our love makes us happier than you.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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