"That's right; my doctor told me if I rub my knee with this magic fish my arthritis just goes away."
Clue #2 Your Doctor is a Quack
"Well, the truth is we're not sure if we're lesbians or not. Pat, here, is... well... just a little androgynous. The doctor is stumped, too."
The Siames Flamingos Reconsider
"So you're trying to tell me we hired that same doctor to separate us?"
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