mountaineer, I'm hiding this coded message in these innocuous-seeming captions.
--Tenuous link to ridiculous Hollywood personality--
Only you can read this. Please, remember all we've been to each other. Toronto, Mallville, Freaknastistan.
--Punchline with insulting overtones to mostemailed colleagues--
If you truly want to "come in from the cold", you know how to find me.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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