I'd give all the fine ladies a diamond and silver figurine of my cat "Mrs. Boopsikins"
If I Ruled The World
Slutty badgirls everywhere would be made to wear "Skank Uniforms" so they could be properly identified.
And I'd get all the red-hot, sexy man-boob I wanted!
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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