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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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In my minds eye I could she her as she asked, "Do you want to touch my monkey?"

"YES!" I screamed in the phone as I experienced the first of what a thought would be several mind-bending orgasms. "I will be right over", I muttered palely into the phone.

Of course when I arrived she was short, fat and bald...but she had some cute monkies.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I think tomorrow will be write like a porn novel day for me.

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