[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2003 by fordo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Three rings for the elven kings under the sky,

Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,

But none for us giraffes, dammit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 188 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:37Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:21Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:55Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:46Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:43Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:32Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:28Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:24Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:20Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:16Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:12Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:08Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:04Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:00Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:58Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:57Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:51Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:47Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:46Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:45Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:42Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:38Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:31Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:28Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:27Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:24Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:14Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:11Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:02Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:00Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:56Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:55Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:52Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:48Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:45Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:44Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:36Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:32Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:30Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:19Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:17Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:12Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:10Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:08Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:05Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:58Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:52Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:15Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:05Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:01Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:47Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:42Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:36Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:33Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:32Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:31Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:27Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:22Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:19Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:16Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:08Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:05Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:00Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:58Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:52Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:49Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:46Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:42Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:38Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:30Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:29Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:13Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:05Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:03Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:01Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:59Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:56Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:55Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:48Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:46Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:44Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:43Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:42Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:38Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:35Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:24Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:22Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:19Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:14Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:10Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:06Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:04Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:01Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:56Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:53Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:48Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:45Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:42Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:33Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:31Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:23Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:20Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:18Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:17Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:15Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:12Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:06Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:04Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:59Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:55Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:53Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:49Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:46Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:44Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:41Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:40Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:30Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:20Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:14Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:11Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:06Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:03Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:01Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:57Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:51Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:42Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:38Caption #6

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Buggy> That's because they are reticulated.
<Luminaire> No, it's because giraffes don't have fingers.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post