[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/22/2003 by Mort
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"Oh Juan, my beloved, my bosoms swell for you"

"But Juan I wish we were far away from these people who despise my body so. I wish we could frolic in fresh air, our exposed bodies feeling the touch of radiant sun."
"Ruth, my love, we shall move to the plains of Texas and ride naked while herding our steers."

"For I am the G-STRING GAUCHO!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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